Back for 1 special performance on Sat 3 Jun 9pm at Rotunda Brighton Fringe by popular demand!

Meet Lady Clementine.

From shipwrecks to guillotines, bad luck has plagued her love life from day one.

Mama and Papa have given her until her 27th Birthday to find the one.

But the clock is ticking, and when her latest beau, Sir Bradley, goes missing, she sets off on a fateful quest to solve the mystery of her ill-fortune.

Guided by the stars, she soon finds out she’s been searching for love in all the wrong places.

Set roughly “in the past”, expect dashing dandies, sickly sisters and many, many, many letters.

Not for men. (Unless you’re a single Leo in possession of a good fortune).